Would you rather eat Cohen family bagels or Humphrey family waffles?
Which family would you choose to eat with and why?
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14You’re at the greatest concert on earth, and there are two main stages set 45 minutes walking distance apart. The Rolling Stones and David Bowie started at the same time on separate stages, but are both playing 45 minute sets.
Who do you choose to see, and why?
You’re the protagonist in a mid-90’s teen TV show and things just “got real” in the cafeteria. Now you’re staring out the window sippin on a Fruitopia.
What song is playing and what is your voiceover saying?
- Liz Phair “Fuck and Run”
- Sophie B. Hawkins “Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover”
- Paula Cole “I Don’t Wanna Wait”
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All of the cats and dogs in the world have evolved to the top of the food chain and enslaved the human race. You have concocted separate poisons to kill the species, but only have enough raw materials to eliminate one.
Which do you choose, and why?
You’re an astronaut and you’re headed off to outer-space for one full year. You’ll be all alone and you can only bring one form of entertainment: a VHS tape. In your collection you have ET, The Truman Show, Die Hard 2 and Fried Green Tomatoes.
Which do you choose, and why?
You’re in a sandwich line with Beyonce and Rihanna. Bey orders the tuna salad. Ri orders the egg salad. Neither of them has enough money to pay for their sandwich, but you have enough for yours and a second.
Whose sandwich do you buy, and why?
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